Nate's Life: 2006

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Monday, December 25, 2006

Having a Very, Merry Christmas!!!

Look at all these wonderful toys...

Baby, cute baby...

Making my way through the world today...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Nate playing Patty Cake with Mimi

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Nate's 1st Baseball Game

Mom & Nate before the game.

Me & Nate next to an Astros' boot.

Here's a good self photograph of the 3 of us.

We were sitting on the visitors' dugout side, the Cardinals. We got to watch those punks warmup... boooooo!!!!!

Nate's checking out the action out in the field--notice that we aren't. Not being good parents you might say, but only one foul ball came our way so we did our jobs.

Too bad the Astros lost the game 8-2, but Nate did very well until he got sleepy. He fussed a little then tried to sleep, but the crowd kept waking him up when a good play happened. We ended up leaving a little early, but overall we had a pretty good time!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Nate in his bouncer

Here's Nate just hanging out, playing with his toys on the bouncer.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Talking with pops

Recent Pictures from the past 2 weekends

Playing with some stuff on his bouncer

Taking a little snooze

Say hi Nate!

Here's Nate and PaPa Ronnie

An unhappy Nate in his new Bumbo

A loving smile by both momma and Nate

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Good morning America, how are ya?

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

So with this belly, do I look more like my mom or my dad, you decide (I really think dad, he's put on a few these past few months)...

I'm too cool for you baby.

Just hanging out with my family on my grandpa's 74th birthday (Uncle Mark, grandpa Don, Aunt Kristin, dad, mom, me, cousins Jordan and Caleb--he's the one with the curly hair).

Monday, May 15, 2006

Americas Most Wanted Babies, #1

These are the files on Nathan James. His known alias is The Diaper Assassin. His M.O. is that of a sweet, innocent looking 2 month old. You wouldn't guess by looking at him that he is a cold-blooded diaper killer. But don't let those sweet coos and smiles fool you. He kills with reckless abandon. He is cold, calculating and very good at what he does. His list of casualties grows day by day. He won't stop until we find him (or he gets potty trained 1st). It's in his nature now and he enjoys what he does. He is extremely dangerous to all diapers. Keep a sharp eye out for him, he's very crafty and is known for his stealth.

A recent photograph shows his cunning and cuteness that has thwarted other law officials. Remember what he looks like because he is growing and could change appearance week by week.

Here are some recent crime scene photos. Notice the care he takes in making sure that each diaper is killed. Some diapers he tortures for extended periods of time, others he just kills quickly. He has also been known to take out 2 at once. Oh, he doesn't discriminate either, he will take out disposable diapers, Pampers or Huggies, as well as old cloth diapers. It's just brutal.

These are some of the victims he dumped in a "Diaper Champ." His sick, twisted way of naming the place where he leaves the dead.

Here is a wide shot of the diaper dump or the "Diaper Champ". It's just sad people.

You can see here the perp's foot as he just killed another innocent diaper. It was minding its own business, but the Diaper Assassin did not care. He took no mercy on it. He just left it there, screaming in pain and agony. Unfortunately, the killer got away.

These next 2 photos are where the Assassin likes to commit these heinous crimes. Notice the mirror at the location at one of his "kill" spots. This shows the pleasure in his kills. He enjoys watching himself as he commits these crimes.

This is probably his secondary location, we didn't find any diapers laid to waste here, but the stench of dead diapers was in the air. The CSI's on the scene also found urine stains matching the perp's DNA. Underneath, on the 2nd level, is where most of his daytime torture takes place. He slowly and methodically plans and carries out the torture before finally delivering the fatal blow.

These next photos can only be described as his potential victims. We cannot identify them on an individual basis, but they look they were from the Pampers cult. Notice the yellow tab on the top diaper, definitely a mark of the Pampers cult. It is barely clinging to the others, hoping that it will not be next to go to its death.

As you can see here, he even labeled his next victims with his name. We can only assume that means that there are other serial diaper killers out there. Our job may be just beginning. The humanity of it all is just sickening to think about.

Again, the Diaper Assassin was caught on film in these next photos. Please notice his sharp intellect as if he is taunting the photographer. Possibly thinking, I wonder when I'll kill my next diaper, could it be now, could I have already done it, or should I torture it some more. Ha ha ha!!! I cannot be stopped.

We believe the photographer caught him right after a kill here. Notice the smiling, again, it indicates the pleasure he gets from his kills.

Could that be an accomplice in the background, we do not know. But just look at the perp. Sure he's cute, but he knows he has the upper hand. How many are going to assume such a sweet little baby boy could be so cruel. Don't be fooled one bit. Cute stare or evil, you have to be able to separate the two.

Here he is looking off in the distance. We believe he saw the police coming and quickly made a mad dash for his crib. We can only look in awe at his charm and intelligence. It is hard to imagine such an innocent looking, cute little baby could kill so many diapers, but he did and will continue.

So keep a lookout for Nathan James, aka The Diaper Assassin. We have issued an APB out for his immediate arrest. He is considered armed and extremely dangerous, oh and cute too.